I LIKE JUICE!!!! (whitcomb) wrote in deuce_low,
I LIKE JUICE!!!!
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telemarketing

"Hi, is this the Perr- Poro... is this... I'm having trouble pronouncing it..."
"Yes, this is the P******** household."
"Ah, ok. This is Richmond Community Fundraising, would you be interested in taking a survey?"
"Sure."
"OK... one, are you the man of the house?"
"Mmm... yep."
"Two, have you or your loved ones reserved a cemetery plot?"
"No."
"Would you be interested in purchasing one?"
"No, thank you. I'm immortal."
"Excuse me?"
"I'm immortal." (click)
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